For all the college students out there, it's your favorite time of the year! Sleigh bells, snow, Christmas tress... that's right, that special time of year that brings people together and warms your heart. Of course when I say sleigh bells I mean the insistant ringing in your head as your mind sparks after an hellacious assload of studying. When I say snow I refer that tundratic nightmare of a drive you have to take to your college or university for some forsaken exam, praying to fucking Ganeesh for a safe journey and a good grade. And when I say Christmas tree I mean that saturday afternoon you planned to dedicate to studying for the biology final before your family drags you out of the house with an iron clench of guilt to chop down some filthy tree, adorn it with colourfull shit and worship in accordance to some Pagan ritual.
YES! It is that faithfull week again, my brothers in stress and cousins in student debt. With courage in our hearts and valour in our souls we shall resist the call of Skyrim, condemn the temptations of our girlfriend's unrelenting horniess, and deny the siron songs of Facebook and Twitter. Our path is laid before us, friends, and it is riddled with pen, paper and insomnia. A one week journey through the river styx, through the seven layers of hell itself. We will fight, press on and we will triumpth! What we do in life echoes throughout enternity; immortality, take it... it's yours!!!
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