Tuesday, 3 January 2012

Life Hacks Volume 1 (note: discretion advised)

Instead of writing off some generic New Years aftermath blog entry, I've taken it upon myself to begin the construction of a series of lists in which suggestions are given to make one's life just that much easier. Such tips and tricks have come to be known by many as "Life Hacks". Some of these will be taken out of my own experiences while others will have been graciously donated by friends and collegues. Therefore, I present to you, volume 1 of Hadyn's life hacks:

1) Get free phone chargers from hotels. Apparently when it comes to repacking their shit, phone chargers are statistically the last thing on a hotel guest's mind. If you've lost your own phone charger and really can't bring yourself to spend money on a new one, go to a random hotel and say you've lost it there and they're bound to have an array of multiple types of chargers in the lost and found.

2) Get a sneeze out by looking at a bright light. I don't understand the science behind it but simply put, if a sneeze is being a son of a bitch and holding on for dear life, turn on a bright light and look at it and that sneeze will be forced to evacuate.

3) Do not eat anything during the 12 hours before you want to wake up. Not only is it unhealthy, but your body will not understand it's time to wake up when you've consumed something substantial atleast 12 hours before you attempt to awaken. If you refrain from doing this, your body will understand when it's morning and waking up will be just that much easier.

4) Thoroughly wash inbetween your legs. I can't stress this enough. You'd be surprised how many people DO NOT bother to do this. The area in-between your legs, more specifically, for guys, the areas on the periphery of their scrodums, reek to high heaven with sweat under hot weather and strenuous activety. Wash that shit. Oh, and in conjunction, make it a general rule to wash anything that's a creves because those can get incredibly gnarly if unattended to... believe me.

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